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Noah: Which rock group has four members who can’t sing or play instruments?
Leo: I’m stumped.
Noah: Mount Rushmore.

Joke by Noah Q., Corte Madera, California
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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MARIANO: What kind of music do pilgrims like?
NATE: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Rock. 

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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JAYDEN: What’s a stone’s favorite phrase?
AIDEN: I’m stumped.
JAYDEN: “You rock!”

Joke by Jayden C., Secaucus, New Jersey
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Grant: Which rock group has four guys who don’t sing?
Lily: I don’t know.
Grant: Mount Rushmore.

Joke by Grant S., Westborough, Massachusetts
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AYN: Why did the lady put roller-skate wheels under her rocking chair?
MAGGIE: I don’t know. Why?
AYN: So she could rock ’n’ roll.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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SCOUT 1: What’s the best merit badge?
SCOUT 2: I haven’t a clue.
SCOUT 1: Geology. It rocks!

Joke by Christopher D., York, Maine
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Evan: Which rock group doesn’t sing?
Pedro: I have no idea.
Evan: Mount Rushmore.

Joke by Evan F., Fernley, Nevada
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Mark: What did the geologist say to his boss?
John: I don’t know.
Mark: “Please don’t take me for granite.”

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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