Noah: Which rock group has four members who can’t sing or play instruments? Leo: I’m stumped. Noah: Mount Rushmore. Joke by Noah Q., Corte Madera, California0 commentsLoading...
MARIANO: What kind of music do pilgrims like? NATE: I’m not sure. MARIANO: Rock. Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
JAYDEN: What’s a stone’s favorite phrase? AIDEN: I’m stumped. JAYDEN: “You rock!” Joke by Jayden C., Secaucus, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
Grant: Which rock group has four guys who don’t sing? Lily: I don’t know. Grant: Mount Rushmore. Joke by Grant S., Westborough, Massachusetts1 commentsLoading...
AYN: Why did the lady put roller-skate wheels under her rocking chair? MAGGIE: I don’t know. Why? AYN: So she could rock ’n’ roll. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
SCOUT 1: What’s the best merit badge? SCOUT 2: I haven’t a clue. SCOUT 1: Geology. It rocks! Joke by Christopher D., York, Maine0 commentsLoading...
Evan: Which rock group doesn’t sing? Pedro: I have no idea. Evan: Mount Rushmore. Joke by Evan F., Fernley, Nevada1 commentsLoading...
Mark: What did the geologist say to his boss? John: I don’t know. Mark: “Please don’t take me for granite.” Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...