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Ethan: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Kristina:
Why?
Ethan: Because she always runs away from the ball. 

Joke by Ethan W., Palm Bay, Florida
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YASH: Why was the man running around his bed?
STEVEN: Tell me.
YASH: He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Joke by Yash L., Manassas, Virginia
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Ryan: My baseball coach told me to run home during the game.
Lexi: Did you score a run?
Ryan: No. I ran to my house.

Joke by Ryan B., North Haven, Connecticut
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I really have to go,” Tom ran on.

Joke by Kaelin C., Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
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A head of lettuce, a faucet and a tomato were running in a race.

The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to catch up.

Joke by Andy L., Arlington Heights, Illinois
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Running Fast" by Moe Mentum.

Joke by Jace K., Manhattan, Kansas
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Brody: Why can’t you run in a campground?
Jody: Tell me.
Brody: You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

Joke by Brody M., Keller, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Ismaael: Why did the man run around his bed?
Will: Tell me.
Ismaael: To catch up on his sleep!

Joke by Ismaael A., Folsom, Calif.
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A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit.

Joke by Matthew P., Dennis, Mass.
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