ABIR: What do you call Santa when he’s dizzy? TAYLOR: I don’t know. ABIR: Faint Nicholas. Joke by Abir M., Cupertino, California1 commentsLoading...
John: What kind of music do Santa’s elves like? Mark: Please tell me. John: Wrap music. Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Zachary: How does Santa clean his hands? Chase: No idea. Zachary: He uses Santa-tizer. Joke by Zachary K., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan 0 commentsLoading...
KAREN: What kind of bed does Santa have? JIM: I’m stumped. KAREN: A sleigh bed. Joke by Karen C., Hopatcong, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
SUIYAO: Who is Santa’s favorite singer? DAVID: I don’t know. SUIYAO: Elf-is Presley! Joke by Suiyao L., Portland, Oregon1 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: “A Cat Delivering Presents” by Santa Claws. Joke by Williams W., Fairfield, California3 commentsLoading...
Wayne: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? Crystal: I’m stumped. Wayne: Nothing. It was on the house! Joke by Wayne T., Xenia, Ohio5 commentsLoading...
ANTHONY: What do Santa’s elves do after school? ALLISON: What? ANTHONY: Their gnomework. Joke by Anthony M., Hot Springs, Arkansas0 commentsLoading...