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KIT: How did the tooth fairy get to the North Pole?
REDD: No clue.
KIT: On the Molar Express.

Joke by Kit C., Layton, Utah
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ZACHARY: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
LEE: Tell me.
ZACHARY: Comet!

Joke by Zachary A., Miami, Florida
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Van Scott
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ABIR: What do you call Santa when he’s dizzy?
TAYLOR: I don’t know.
ABIR: Faint Nicholas.

Joke by Abir M., Cupertino, California
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John: What kind of music do Santa’s elves like?
Mark: Please tell me.
John: Wrap music.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Zachary: How does Santa clean his hands?
Chase: No idea.
Zachary: He uses Santa-tizer.

Joke by Zachary K., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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KAREN: What kind of bed does Santa have?
JIM: I’m stumped.
KAREN: A sleigh bed.

Joke by Karen C., Hopatcong, New Jersey
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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SUIYAO: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
DAVID: I don’t know.
SUIYAO: Elf-is Presley!

Joke by Suiyao L., Portland, Oregon
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A PUNNY BOOK: “A Cat Delivering Presents” by Santa Claws.

Joke by Williams W., Fairfield, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Wayne: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
Crystal: I’m stumped.
Wayne: Nothing. It was on the house!

Joke by Wayne T., Xenia, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ANTHONY: What do Santa’s elves do after school?
ALLISON: What?
ANTHONY: Their gnomework.

Joke by Anthony M., Hot Springs, Arkansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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