Laugh at funny Science jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

AYN: What do you get when a telescope crashes into a microscope?
TIERRA: Tell me.
AYN: A collide-oscope.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CALLUM: I told a bad chemistry joke once.
GREG: What happened?
CALLUM: It didn’t get much of a reaction.

Joke by Callum C., Fairfax, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Mike: Want to hear a chemistry joke?
Logan: Sure.
Mike: Sorry. All of them argon.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Sam: What kind of shoes should someone wear while dissecting a frog?
Ryan: Beats me.
Sam: Open-toad!

Joke by Sam A., Audubon, N.J.
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Tom Swiftie: “How are the elements organized?” Tom asked periodically.

Joke by Nathan P., Westford, Mass.
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Adam: Why did the atoms cross the road?
Chet: Beats me.
Adam: It was time to split!

Joke by Miklos S., Rockville, Md.
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Bryan: What’s a mad scientist’s favorite kind of dog?
Brad: Beats me.
Bryan: A lab!

Joke by Bryan M., Waseca, Minn.
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Bradley: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Bradley: Nobel.
Sam: Nobel, who?
Bradley: No bell—that’s why I knocked!

Joke by Bradley M., St. Petersburg, Fla.
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Rodney: What part of a fish weighs the most?
Paul: I haven’t a clue.
Rodney: The scales.

Joke by Melon P., Shrewsbury, N.J.
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