Laugh at funny Shark jokes and comics for kids

Comic by Scott Nickel
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MIKEY: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
MICHAEL: I don’t know. Why?
MIKEY: Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

Joke by Mikey S., Pineville, North Carolina
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CAMERON: What did the shark eat for lunch?
MORGAN: I’m stumped.
CAMERON: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.

Joke by Cameron F., Great Falls, Virginia
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Drake: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Dylan: No idea.
Drake: Frostbite.

Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Masear
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AUSTIN: What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
ANGELA: I don’t know.
AUSTIN: “This tastes a little funny.”

Joke by Austin H., Atlanta, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Silas: What do you say to a shark with headphones on?
Simon: I don’t know.
Silas: Anything you want. It won’t hear you.

Joke by Silas E., Deland, Florida
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Dylan: What kind of vitamins do sharks eat?
Aaron: No idea.
Dylan: Vitamin sea.

Joke by Dylan L., Shrewsbury, Massachusetts
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Jacob: What did the shark say after it ate the clownfish?
Ryan: Tell me.
Jacob: “This tastes a little funny.”

Joke by Ryan B., Suisun City, California
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Connor: Which country do sharks come from?
Landon: Which one?
Connor: Finland.

Joke by Connor K., Matthews, North Carolina
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Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I don’t know. I’m stumped!
Casen: Santa Jaws!

Joke by Casen S., Tyler, Texas
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Peter: What’s the best tool in the ocean?
Jake: Tell me.
Peter: A hammerhead shark.

Joke by Peter S., Fairfax, Virginia
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Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.
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Denver: Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
Dallas: Why?
Denver: Because they taste funny.

Joke by Denver S., Newport, Mich.
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Derek: What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Debbie: What?
Derek: Jellyfish!

Joke by Derek J., Coppell, Tex.
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