STEFFIE-ANNE: What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the mountain? ROCCO: I have no idea. STEFFIE-ANNE: A lamb slide. Joke by Steffie-Anne B., Cimarron, New Mexico0 commentsLoading...
RYAN: Where do sheep go on vacation? FRANK: No clue. RYAN: The Baaahamas. Joke by Ryan P., Tampa, Florida0 commentsLoading...
DREW: What kind of hairstyle do sheep like best? BILLY: I have no idea. DREW: A goatee! Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia1 commentsLoading...
Penney: Where do sheep go on vacation? Benny: Where? Penney: The Baaa-hamas. Joke by Len G., Davis, California 2 commentsLoading...
EUCELIA: What do you call a sheep with no legs? ZOEY: I don’t know. EUCELIA: A cloud! Joke by Eucelia H., Rochester, New York3 commentsLoading...
RYLAN: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas? RYAN: What? RYLAN: “Baaaa humbug!” Joke by Rylan M., Milwaukee, Wisconsin2 commentsLoading...
JAY: What is a sheep’s favorite sports car? BARRY: No clue. JAY: A lamb-orghini. Joke by Hayden B., St. Louis, Missouri1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes,” Tom said sheepishly. Joke by Stephen B., Redmond, Washington3 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?” Joke by Tom D., Columbia, Conn.9 commentsLoading...
Jack: What do you call a smelly sheep? Patrick: I don’t know. Jack: A “P-ewe.” Joke by Jack C., Austin, Texas3 commentsLoading...
Farmer: Did you know it takes three sheep to make one sweater? City Slicker: That’s fantastic! I didn’t even know they could knit! Joke by Nathanael G., Thousand Oaks, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Kyle: What did the farmer use to measure his sheep? Lyle: I haven’t a clue. Kyle: A wool-er. Joke by Kyle F., Starke, Fla.4 commentsLoading...
Billy: Where do sheep go to get haircuts? Bob: Where? Billy: The baa-baa shop! Joke by Christian H., Berrien Springs, Mich.6 commentsLoading...
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