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STEFFIE-ANNE: What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the mountain?
ROCCO: I have no idea.
STEFFIE-ANNE: A lamb slide.

Joke by Steffie-Anne B., Cimarron, New Mexico
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RYAN: Where do sheep go on vacation?
FRANK: No clue.
RYAN: The Baaahamas.

Joke by Ryan P., Tampa, Florida
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DREW: What kind of hairstyle do sheep like best?
BILLY: I have no idea.
DREW: A goatee!

Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia
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Penney: Where do sheep go on vacation?
Benny: Where?
Penney: The Baaa-hamas.

Joke by Len G., Davis, California 
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EUCELIA: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
ZOEY: I don’t know.
EUCELIA: A cloud!

Joke by Eucelia H., Rochester, New York
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RYLAN: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
RYAN: What?
RYLAN: “Baaaa humbug!”

Joke by Rylan M., Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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JAY: What is a sheep’s favorite sports car?
BARRY: No clue.
JAY: A lamb-orghini.

Joke by Hayden B., St. Louis, Missouri
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes,” Tom said sheepishly.

Joke by Stephen B., Redmond, Washington
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?”

Joke by Tom D., Columbia, Conn.
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Jack: What do you call a smelly sheep?
Patrick: I don’t know.
Jack: A “P-ewe.”

Joke by Jack C., Austin, Texas
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Farmer: Did you know it takes three sheep to make one sweater?
City Slicker: That’s fantastic! I didn’t even know they could knit!

Joke by Nathanael G., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
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Kyle: What did the farmer use to measure his sheep?
Lyle: I haven’t a clue.
Kyle: A wool-er.

Joke by Kyle F., Starke, Fla.
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Billy: Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
Bob: Where?
Billy: The baa-baa shop!

Joke by Christian H., Berrien Springs, Mich.
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