Laugh at funny Skeleton jokes and comics for kids

JOSHUA: Where do skeletons learn how to swim?
DANIEL: Where?
JOSHUA: The Dead Sea.

Joke by Joshua M., Roslyn, New York
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JAMESON: Did you hear the joke about the skeleton that lost its leg bone?
NOLAN: No, I haven’t.
JAMESON: It wasn’t that humerus.

Joke by Jameson J., Annandale, Virginia
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ISMAEL: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
ADAM: Why?
ISMAEL: They don’t have the guts.

Joke by Ismael A., Reston, Virginia
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MARGARET: Why didn’t the skeleton tell his friend he was missing a bone?
ELEANOR: No idea.
MARGARET: He didn’t have the heart to.

Joke by Margaret W., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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MARGARET: Why did the skeleton not tell his friend he was missing a bone?
ELEANOR: I have no idea. Why?
MARGARET: Because he didn’t have the heart to.

Joke by Margaret W., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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KUSH: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
MYA: No clue.
KUSH: A trombone.

Joke by Kush R., Baker City, Oregon
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BOB: Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
BILL: Why?
BOB: Because it had no guts.

Joke by Aryan S., Collegeville, Pennsylvania
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TODD: What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
LEANNE: What?
TODD: The xylabone.

Joke by Todd F., Indianapolis, Indiana
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Jame: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Harry: I have no clue.
Jame: It had no body to go with.

Joke by Hao N., Lewisville, Texas
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Archer: What do skeletons say before a meal?
Dustin: I don’t know.
Archer: “Bone appetite.”

Joke by Archer S., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Gavin: What do you call a tired skeleton?
Connor: Beats me.
Gavin: The “grim sleeper.”

Joke by Gavin H., Stoughton, Mass.
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