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BRANDON: Why does the light bulb like to give advice?
TYRESE: I have no idea.
BRANDON: Because it always has a bright idea.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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BRANDON: What is a clever clock called?
LIAM: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: Clockwise.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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JUSTIN: What insect is the smartest?
MADDY: Tell me.
JUSTIN: A spelling bee.

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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MASON: What do you call a weight that’s not very smart?
BRYCE: I haven’t the foggiest.
MASON: A dumbbell.

Joke by Mason L., Neenah, Wisconsin
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A PUNNY BOOK: “How To Be Smart” by Reid Moore.

Joke by Blake B., Dunwoody, Georgia
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JEFF: What do you call a smart dinosaur?
JOE: I don’t know. What?
JEFF: A thesaurus.

Joke by Joseph L., Coralville, Iowa
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Brynnlee: Why was the ice cube so smart?
Patrick: Why?
Brynnlee: It had 32 degrees.

Joke by Brynnlee C., Lehi, Utah
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A punny book: "Extremely Smart Students" by Val E. Dictorian.

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Florida
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Ethan: Who’s the smartest pig in the world?
Jake: I have no clue.
Ethan: Albert Einswine.

Joke by Ethan S., Pacifica, California
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Zachary: What do you call a smart person in Hawaii?
Chad: I have no idea.
Zachary: An acadamia nut.

Joke by Zachary S., Pflugerville, Texas
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