Laugh at funny Soda jokes and comics for kids

CAYLEE: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
BAILEY: Why?
CAYLEE: Because it was soda-pressing.

Joke by Caylee J., Olathe, Kansas
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Gabe: Why wasn’t the man hurt when the soda hit him?
Josiah: I don’t know. Why?
Gabe: Because it was a soft drink.

Joke by Gabe V. , Greer, South Carolina
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Toya: Who’s there?
Charlie: Ice cream soda.
Toya: Ice cream soda, who?
Charlie: Ice cream soda people can hear me.

Joke by Charlie L., Crofton, Maryland
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Carson: Last night I had a dream.
Phil: What happened?
Carson: I dreamed I was swimming in a pool of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta-sea.

Joke by Carson C., Fort Worth, Texas
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Justus: Which football team serves the smallest sodas?
Sam: Which one?
Justus: The Mini-soda Vikings.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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Coeka: What do you call the study of soda?
Koela: I have no idea.
Coeka: Fizz-ics.

Joke by William L., San Diego, California
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Max: Knock, knock.
John: Who’s there?
Max: Kenya.
John: Kenya, who?
Max: Kenya get me a soda? I’m thirsty!

Joke by Aidan C., Beverly Hills, Mich.
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