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AYN: Why was the witch’s résumé denied?
JAN: I’m not sure.
AYN: She couldn’t spell.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Hugo: Why did Aquaman lose the spelling bee?
Juan: I haven’t the foggiest.
Hugo: Because he thought Earth had seven “C’s.”

Joke by Hugo C., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Quest: Don’t spell “part” backward.
Sean: Why
Quest: Because it’s a trap.

Joke by Quest R., Lincoln, California
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JUSTIN: What insect is the smartest?
MADDY: Tell me.
JUSTIN: A spelling bee.

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
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Reid: What is Harry Potter’s favorite subject in school?
Devin: What?
Reid: Spelling.

Joke by Reid H., Commerce City, Colorado
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LUKE: What’s a yellow jacket’s favorite event at school?
LISA: What?
LUKE: The spelling bee.

Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Christian: What is Harry Potter’s favorite school subject?
Haley: Defense against the dark arts?
Christian: No, it’s spelling.

Joke by Christian P., Vista,California
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AYN: Why was the witch’s résumé rejected?
DAN: I don’t know. Why?
AYN: Because she had bad spelling.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Yashaswi: What’s the witch’s best subject?
Amy: I haven’t the foggiest.
Yashaswi: Spelling!

Joke by Yashaswi S., Fredericksburg, Virginia
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RYKER: What is cooler than a talking bird?
GINA: I don’t know. What?
RYKER: A spelling bee.

Joke by Ryker J., Bixby, Oklahoma
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TOM SWIFTIE: “You really need to check your spelling,” Tom corrected.

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
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Matthew: What’s a 10-letter word that starts with g-a-s?
Stan: What?
Matthew: Automobile.

Joke by Matthew Y.
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Cresencio: What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Allison: What?
Cresencio: Spelling.

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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