Benson: Did you hear about the new squirrel diet? Michael: No. What’s that? Benson: It’s just nuts. Joke by Benson R. , Rockwall, Texas0 commentsLoading...
A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap. “What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks. The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?” “Um, yes,” the man replies. “It is." “Well then,” the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, “I am twying to west.” Joke by David T., Bronx, N.Y.23 commentsLoading...