KATHRYN: What did the moon say to calm the sun when it feared the eclipse? TANYA: I don’t know. KATHRYN: “Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.” Joke by Kathryn N., East Brunswick, New Jersey1 commentsLoading...
Kylie: Why didn’t the sun go to college? Jake: Tell me. Kylie: Because it already had a million degrees. Joke by Kylie D., Rockville, Maryland1 commentsLoading...
AUDREY: What did the sun say to the cloud when it went on vacation? LISA: I haven’t the foggiest. AUDREY: “You’ll be mist!” Joke by Audrey S., Woodbury, Minnesota0 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: “All About the Sun” by U.V. Rays. Joke by Akshar M., Houston, Texas0 commentsLoading...
CHRIS: What did the pig say while sitting in the hot sun? JAMES: I don’t know. CHRIS: “Whew! I’m baking.” Joke by Christian E., Hamilton, New Jersey2 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman says: “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.” Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.4 commentsLoading...
Daniel: What do a sunburned Scout and a banana have in common? Joel: I don’t know. What? Daniel: Neither likes peeling! Joke by Daniel P., Overland Park, Kan.26 commentsLoading...
Wyatt: How did the ocean say hello to the sun? Cody: I haven’t a clue. Wyatt: It waved. Joke by Wyatt P., Sumerduck, Va.7 commentsLoading...
Walker: What did the sun say to the moon? Ben: I don’t know. What? Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.” Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.19 commentsLoading...