Laugh at funny Sun jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

ARCHER: What did the ice cream say to the sun?
CHASE: What?
ARCHER: “You melted my heart.”

Joke by Archer T., Ellicott City, Maryland
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HUGO: I know why aliens haven’t come to Earth yet.
TYLER: Why’s that?
HUGO: They checked the reviews for our solar system and saw only one star.

Joke by Hugo P., Austin, Texas
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ELIZABETH: Why did the sun skip college?
JENNIFER: Why?
ELIZABETH: Because it already has a million degrees.

Joke by Elizabeth D., Ashland, Oregon
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ZAIN: On what side did the egg lie on the beach?
COLE: I don’t know.
ZAIN: Sunny-side up.

Joke by Zain W., Clifton, Virginia
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TRENT: What did the moon say to the sun when they broke up?
SEAN: Tell me.
TRENT: “I think I need some space.”

Joke by Trent S., Plano, Texas
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KATHRYN: What did the moon say to calm the sun when it feared the eclipse?
TANYA: I don’t know.
KATHRYN: “Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.”

Joke by Kathryn N., East Brunswick, New Jersey
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Kylie: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Jake: Tell me.
Kylie: Because it already had a million degrees.

Joke by Kylie D., Rockville, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A PUNNY BOOK: “All About the Sun” by U.V. Rays.

Joke by Akshar M., Houston, Texas
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CHRIS: What did the pig say while sitting in the hot sun?
JAMES: I don’t know.
CHRIS: “Whew! I’m baking.”

Joke by Christian E., Hamilton, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Warped Wiseman says: “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.”

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Daniel: What do a sunburned Scout and a banana have in common?
Joel: I don’t know. What?
Daniel: Neither likes peeling!

Joke by Daniel P., Overland Park, Kan.
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Wyatt: How did the ocean say hello to the sun?
Cody: I haven’t a clue.
Wyatt: It waved.

Joke by Wyatt P., Sumerduck, Va.
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Walker: What did the sun say to the moon?
Ben: I don’t know. What?
Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.”

Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.
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