Laugh at funny Superman jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

CHARLOTTE: What’s Superman’s favorite place to shop?
NATHAN: I don’t know.
CHARLOTTE: The supermarket.

Joke by Charlotte S., Fountain Valley, California
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AYN: What does Superman use to protect his spaceship from supernovas?
JOHN: I’m not sure.
AYN: Super glue.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MASON: What can you find in Clark Kent’s bathroom?
DANIEL: I have no idea.
MASON: A Super Bowl.

Joke by Mason L., Neenah, Wisconsin
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CHRISTOPHER: What did Superman say to Batman when he invited him to the graveyard on Halloween night?
DANIEL: I don’t know.
CHRISTOPHER: “Sorry. I can’t go into the kryptonite.”

Joke by Christopher S., Chesapeake, Virginia
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MARCUS: Why did Superman cross the road?
LUCAS: Why?
MARCUS: He was tired of flying over it.

Joke by Marcus H., Landaff, New Hampshire
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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