Laugh at funny Temperature jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

ELIZABETH: Why did the sun skip college?
JENNIFER: Why?
ELIZABETH: Because it already has a million degrees.

Joke by Elizabeth D., Ashland, Oregon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ABIR: Which is faster: heat or cold?
AMY: I don’t know.
ABIR: Heat. You can catch a cold.

Joke by Abir M., Cupertino, California
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Sean: Do you know the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Ryan: No idea.
Sean: Lukewarm.

Joke by Sean E., Thousand Oaks, California
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Archer: Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Timmy: Why?
Archer: Because a corner is 90 degrees.

Joke by Archer S., Conyers, Georgia
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