ELLA: How can you tell if a Scout has earned their Cooking merit badge? CHELSEA: How? ELLA: They’ll make good use of their thyme. Joke by Ella R. , Lynnwood, Washington0 commentsLoading...
NATHANIEL: How long did George Washington play in the football game? REX: How long? NATHANIEL: One quarter. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
STEPHEN: What did the clock say when it ran out of batteries? LACEY: I’m not sure. STEPHEN: “I guess I’m out of time.” Joke by Stephen B., Silver Spring, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
STEVEN: Have you ever tried to eat a clock? JAMES: No. STEVEN: It’s very time-consuming. Joke by Aiden M., Logan, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Cole: What time is it when your clock strikes 13? Patrick: I haven’t the foggiest. Cole: It’s time to get a new clock. Joke by Cole W., Center Moriches, New York2 commentsLoading...
DAVID: What time did the patient see the dentist? SAM: Tell me. DAVID: Tooth-hurty! Joke by David T., Elmhurst, Illinois3 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens? JENN: I don’t know. GABRIEL: Six o’cluck. Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens? JENN: I don’t know. GABRIEL: Six o’cluck. Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What does a clock do when it’s hungry? Pedro: Tell me. Andrew: It goes back four seconds. Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Chris: What do you call a belt with a watch on it? Theo: Tell me. Chris: A waist of time. Joke by Chris M., Wichita, Kansas4 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I always arrive a few minutes late,” Tom said fashionably. Joke by Thomas F., New Providence, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
Bob: I ate my watch yesterday! Link: How was it? Bob: It was really time consuming. Joke by Gavin C., Westfield, Indiana1 commentsLoading...
Caleb: Did you hear about the hungry clock? Jim: No. What happened? Caleb: It went back four seconds. Joke by Caleb R., Gig Harbor, Washington0 commentsLoading...
Chris: Knock, knock. Kevin: Who’s there? Chris: Ben. Kevin: Ben, who? Chris: Ben standing here for an hour! Joke by Christopher Z., Hopewell Junction, N.Y.1 commentsLoading...
Larry: How do you know when a clock is hungry? Ben: Tell me. Larry: When it goes back for seconds. Joke by Ikenna A., Charleston, S.C.8 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Unbelievable Rescues” by Justin Time. Joke by Matthew H., Concord, Calif.7 commentsLoading...