BRANDON: Why did the clock enroll in medical school? BRICE: Why? BRANDON: Because time heals all wounds. Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington1 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?" Joke by Luke O., Fulton, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
ARHAN: What do you call a belt with a watch on it? ROHAN: I haven’t the foggiest. ARHAN: A waist of time. Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida0 commentsLoading...
TWO SCOUTS CAMPING in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?” Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, New York5 commentsLoading...
JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 seconds? ADA: Yes. JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 minutes? ADA: Yes. JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 days? ADA: Yes. JACKSON: Knock, knock. ADA: Who’s there? JACKSON: I thought you said you’d remember me! Joke by Jackson B., Ellicott City,Maryland5 commentsLoading...
ELLA: How can you tell if a Scout has earned their Cooking merit badge? CHELSEA: How? ELLA: They’ll make good use of their thyme. Joke by Ella R. , Lynnwood, Washington0 commentsLoading...
NATHANIEL: How long did George Washington play in the football game? REX: How long? NATHANIEL: One quarter. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
STEPHEN: What did the clock say when it ran out of batteries? LACEY: I’m not sure. STEPHEN: “I guess I’m out of time.” Joke by Stephen B., Silver Spring, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
STEVEN: Have you ever tried to eat a clock? JAMES: No. STEVEN: It’s very time-consuming. Joke by Aiden M., Logan, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Cole: What time is it when your clock strikes 13? Patrick: I haven’t the foggiest. Cole: It’s time to get a new clock. Joke by Cole W., Center Moriches, New York2 commentsLoading...
DAVID: What time did the patient see the dentist? SAM: Tell me. DAVID: Tooth-hurty! Joke by David T., Elmhurst, Illinois3 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens? JENN: I don’t know. GABRIEL: Six o’cluck. Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens? JENN: I don’t know. GABRIEL: Six o’cluck. Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What does a clock do when it’s hungry? Pedro: Tell me. Andrew: It goes back four seconds. Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Chris: What do you call a belt with a watch on it? Theo: Tell me. Chris: A waist of time. Joke by Chris M., Wichita, Kansas6 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I always arrive a few minutes late,” Tom said fashionably. Joke by Thomas F., New Providence, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
Bob: I ate my watch yesterday! Link: How was it? Bob: It was really time consuming. Joke by Gavin C., Westfield, Indiana1 commentsLoading...
Caleb: Did you hear about the hungry clock? Jim: No. What happened? Caleb: It went back four seconds. Joke by Caleb R., Gig Harbor, Washington0 commentsLoading...
Chris: Knock, knock. Kevin: Who’s there? Chris: Ben. Kevin: Ben, who? Chris: Ben standing here for an hour! Joke by Christopher Z., Hopewell Junction, N.Y.1 commentsLoading...
Larry: How do you know when a clock is hungry? Ben: Tell me. Larry: When it goes back for seconds. Joke by Ikenna A., Charleston, S.C.9 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Unbelievable Rescues” by Justin Time. Joke by Matthew H., Concord, Calif.7 commentsLoading...
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