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ZIAD: What did the fast tomato say to the slow one?
DAD: I have no idea.
ZIAD: “Ketchup.”
Ziad G., Florence, South Carolina

Joke by Ziad G., Florence, South Carolina
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DAFFYNITION: Tomato Paste — What you use to fix a broken tomato.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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BODEN: What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
BEAU: No idea.
BODEN: “Ketchup!”

Joke by Boden D., Ancona, Illinois
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LILY: What did the cucumber say to the tomato about his math homework?
MACY: What?
LILY: “There’s this one problem that is really putting me in a pickle. Can you help me?”

Joke by Lily F., Raleigh, North Carolina
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A head of lettuce, a faucet and a tomato were running in a race.

The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to catch up.

Joke by Andy L., Arlington Heights, Illinois
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