DAFFYNITION: Tomato Paste — What you use to fix a broken tomato. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
BODEN: What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato? BEAU: No idea. BODEN: “Ketchup!” Joke by Boden D., Ancona, Illinois1 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
LILY: What did the cucumber say to the tomato about his math homework? MACY: What? LILY: “There’s this one problem that is really putting me in a pickle. Can you help me?” Joke by Lily F., Raleigh, North Carolina1 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
A head of lettuce, a faucet and a tomato were running in a race. The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to catch up. Joke by Andy L., Arlington Heights, Illinois3 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
