Vegetable jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Josh: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Gina: Tell me.
Josh: “Quit stalking me!”

Joke by Josh A., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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LILY: What did the cucumber say to the tomato about his math homework?
MACY: What?
LILY: “There’s this one problem that is really putting me in a pickle. Can you help me?”

Joke by Lily F., Raleigh, North Carolina
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NATHANIEL: What is a taxi driver’s favorite vegetable?
SERENA: What?
NATHANIEL: Cabbage.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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TOM SWIFTY: “I only have vegetables,” Tom said fruitlessly.

Joke by Enzo M., Madison, Wisconsin
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Josiah: What kind of vegetable do you need when you have a flat tire?
Gabe: No idea.
Josiah: A-spare-agus!

Joke by Josiah V., Greer, South Carolina
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Masear
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JACKSON: What type of veggie can’t keep a secret?
JEFF: What type?
JACKSON: A leek.

Joke by Jackson M., Rockwall, Texas
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Healthy Vegetables" by Brock O. Lee.

Joke by Carson, Monument, Colorado
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Hugo: What is the worst vegetable to have in a boat?
Iago: I have no idea.
Hugo: A leek.

Joke by Hugo T., Greenfield, Massachusetts
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Eat More Vegetables" by Brock Lee.

Joke by Steve G., Baltimore, Maryland
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Hudson: Where do young veggies go to school?
Jake: Where?
Hudson: Kinder-garden.

Joke by Hudson S., Glendale, California
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Tristan: What do vegetables say at parties?
Thomas: I have no idea.
Tristan: “Lettuce turnip the beet.”

Joke by Tristan K., Durham, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A punny book: "Delicious Vegetables" by Brock O. Lee.

Joke by Christian M., Boise, Idaho
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A book never written: “Pizza Toppings” by Artie Chokes.

Joke by Max S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
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Woody: What’s Pedro’s favorite food?
Pee Wee: What?
Woody: Beets.
Pee Wee: Why?
Woody: Beets me!

Joke by Rithvik S., Danville, Calif.
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Bill: What do you get when Bigfoot walks in your garden?
Mom: I don’t know.
Bill: Squash!

Joke by Sebastian S., Allston, Mass.
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Jack: What’s Lassie’s favorite vegetable?
Nigel: What?
Jack: Collie-flower.

Joke by Jack N., Buda, Texas
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Matt: Knock, knock.
George: Who’s there?
Matt: Lettuce!
George: Lettuce, who?
Matt: Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!

Joke by Matt H., Washougal, Wash.
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Teacher: How do you find a square root?
Doug: That’s easy—just look for a square vegetable.

Joke by Marcel M., Orange, Calif.
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