Laugh at funny Vegetable jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

A book never written: “Pizza Toppings” by Artie Chokes.

Joke by Max S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
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Woody: What’s Pedro’s favorite food?
Pee Wee: What?
Woody: Beets.
Pee Wee: Why?
Woody: Beets me!

Joke by Rithvik S., Danville, Calif.
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Bill: What do you get when Bigfoot walks in your garden?
Mom: I don’t know.
Bill: Squash!

Joke by Sebastian S., Allston, Mass.
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Jack: What’s Lassie’s favorite vegetable?
Nigel: What?
Jack: Collie-flower.

Joke by Jack N., Buda, Texas
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Matt: Knock, knock.
George: Who’s there?
Matt: Lettuce!
George: Lettuce, who?
Matt: Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!

Joke by Matt H., Washougal, Wash.
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Teacher: How do you find a square root?
Doug: That’s easy—just look for a square vegetable.

Joke by Marcel M., Orange, Calif.
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Wyatt: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce?
Steven: Tell me.
Wyatt: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!

Joke by Wyatt S., Newberry, Mich.
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