Bill: What do you get when Bigfoot walks in your garden? Mom: I don’t know. Bill: Squash! Joke by Sebastian S., Allston, Mass.2 commentsLoading...
Jack: What’s Lassie’s favorite vegetable? Nigel: What? Jack: Collie-flower. Joke by Jack N., Buda, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Matt: Knock, knock. George: Who’s there? Matt: Lettuce! George: Lettuce, who? Matt: Lettuce in and we’ll tell you! Joke by Matt H., Washougal, Wash.7 commentsLoading...
Teacher: How do you find a square root? Doug: That’s easy—just look for a square vegetable. Joke by Marcel M., Orange, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
Wyatt: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce? Steven: Tell me. Wyatt: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! Joke by Wyatt S., Newberry, Mich.8 commentsLoading...
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