Laugh at funny Voting jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

SARA: Where do penguins go to vote?
TRIYA: I haven’t the foggiest.
SARAH: The South Poll.

Joke by Sarah B., Naperville, Illinois
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Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll.

Joke by Travis S., Alta Loma, California
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Peter: What did President Penny say to his voters?
Elaine: I haven’t a clue.
Peter: “It’s time for change.”

Joke by Peter M., Springfield, Va.
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Max: What do you call a parrot that swallows an alarm clock?
Thad: I haven’t a clue.
Max: “Polly ticks.”

Joke by Max J., Anchorage, Alaska
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A book never written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks.

Joke by Leonard C., San Diego, Calif.
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Will: Why can't you ask traditionalists for four quarters instead of a dollar bill?
Bill: Why?
Will: Because they don't like change!

Joke by Will D., Portsmouth, Va.
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