Justin: Why did the melon jump into the lake? Janet: I’m not sure. Justin: It wanted to be a watermelon. Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida0 commentsLoading...
MATT: What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? JON: What? MATT: “You’re one in a melon!” Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
Mariano: When do you go at red and stop at green? Alex: When? Mariano: When you are eating watermelon. Joke by Mariano S., Worcester, Massachusetts6 commentsLoading...