A Punny Book: “The Earth and Its Weather” by Ella Mints. Joke by Jackson B., Gorham, New Hampshire0 commentsLoading...
Akul: I think I’ll wear only one boot today. Thomas: Why? Akul: I heard there’s only a 50 percent chance of snow. Joke by Akul U., South River, New Jersey1 commentsLoading...
Saruman: What do you call a male hurricane? Gandalf: I don’t know. What? Saruman: A himicane. Joke by Kritika R., Plano, Texas3 commentsLoading...
Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game? Paul: Haven’t got a clue. Josh: All the fans left. Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York2 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Overcast — When Harry Potter messes up a spell. Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “April sure is rainy,” Tom thundered. Joke by George I., Bayonne, N.J.3 commentsLoading...
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!” Joke by Luke D., Muskego, Wis.9 commentsLoading...
Pete: Knock, knock. Jake: Who’s there? Pete: Israeli. Jake: Israeli, who? Pete: Israeli hot out here; open the door! Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Texas5 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I almost got struck by lightning!” Tom said shockingly. Joke by Lucas K., Roanoke, Va.2 commentsLoading...
Carl: Where does a turtle go when it’s raining? Jimmy: Tell me. Carl: A shell-ter! Joke by Stephen T., Charlotte, N.C.4 commentsLoading...
Alex: What did the rain cloud wear under its raincoat? Ben: Tell me. Alex: Thunder-wear! Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.3 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee. Joke by Adam S., Arden Hills, Minn.3 commentsLoading...
Andrew: Wow! It’s raining cats and dogs. Brian: How can you tell? Andrew: I just stepped in a poodle. Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.5 commentsLoading...
Jon: What did the wind say to the screen? Ben: Tell me. Jon: “Just passing through!” Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.2 commentsLoading...
Heli: How do birds find out about the conditions outside? John: Beats me. Heli: The feather channel! Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.10 commentsLoading...
George: Why did the thermometer go to college? Steve: Why? George: To obtain a higher degree! Joke by Brad S., Cheyenne, Wyo.8 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Sailing Made Easy” by Gustav Wind. Joke by Harry S., Tampa, Fla.5 commentsLoading...
Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having? Hal: What do you mean? Al: It's raining cats and dogs! Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.1 commentsLoading...
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