Laugh at funny Weather jokes and comics for kids

TED: Why did the weather forecaster get their job?
CARL: I haven’t the foggiest.
TED: Because they had multiple degrees.

Joke by Ted H., Boise, Idaho
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ELIZABETH: Why did the sun skip college?
JENNIFER: Why?
ELIZABETH: Because it already has a million degrees.

Joke by Elizabeth D., Ashland, Oregon
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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A PUNNY BOOK: "A Change in the Weather" by Gus T. Winds.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Flash Floods" by Noah Sark.

Joke by Alekzander K., Etters, Pennsylvania
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Izzack: What do you call Frosty in the middle of May?
Bob: What?
Izzack: A puddle.

Joke by Izzack C., Warren, Michigan
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One night, a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.
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AUDREY: What did the sun say to the cloud when it went on vacation?
LISA: I haven’t the foggiest.
AUDREY: “You’ll be mist!”

Joke by Audrey S., Woodbury, Minnesota
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A Punny Book: “The Earth and Its Weather” by Ella Mints.

Joke by Jackson B., Gorham, New Hampshire
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Akul: I think I’ll wear only one boot today.
Thomas: Why?
Akul: I heard there’s only a 50 percent chance of snow.

Joke by Akul U., South River, New Jersey
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Saruman: What do you call a male hurricane?
Gandalf: I don’t know. What?
Saruman: A himicane.

Joke by Kritika R., Plano, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game?
Paul: Haven’t got a clue.
Josh: All the fans left.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon.

Joke by Elias H.
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Daffynition: Overcast — When Harry Potter messes up a spell.

Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, N.J.
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Tom Swiftie: “April sure is rainy,” Tom thundered.

Joke by George I., Bayonne, N.J.
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“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.”

“What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.”

“Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”

Joke by Luke D., Muskego, Wis.
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Pete: Knock, knock.
Jake: Who’s there?
Pete: Israeli.
Jake: Israeli, who?
Pete: Israeli hot out here; open the door!

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Texas
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Tom Swiftie: “I almost got struck by lightning!” Tom said shockingly.

Joke by Lucas K., Roanoke, Va.
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Carl: Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?
Jimmy: Tell me.
Carl: A shell-ter!

Joke by Stephen T., Charlotte, N.C.
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