A PUNNY BOOK: "A Change in the Weather" by Gus T. Winds. Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "Flash Floods" by Noah Sark. Joke by Alekzander K., Etters, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Izzack: What do you call Frosty in the middle of May? Bob: What? Izzack: A puddle. Joke by Izzack C., Warren, Michigan2 commentsLoading...
One night, a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” Joke by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif. 0 commentsLoading...
AUDREY: What did the sun say to the cloud when it went on vacation? LISA: I haven’t the foggiest. AUDREY: “You’ll be mist!” Joke by Audrey S., Woodbury, Minnesota0 commentsLoading...
A Punny Book: “The Earth and Its Weather” by Ella Mints. Joke by Jackson B., Gorham, New Hampshire2 commentsLoading...
Akul: I think I’ll wear only one boot today. Thomas: Why? Akul: I heard there’s only a 50 percent chance of snow. Joke by Akul U., South River, New Jersey1 commentsLoading...
Saruman: What do you call a male hurricane? Gandalf: I don’t know. What? Saruman: A himicane. Joke by Kritika R., Plano, Texas4 commentsLoading...
Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game? Paul: Haven’t got a clue. Josh: All the fans left. Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York2 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Overcast — When Harry Potter messes up a spell. Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “April sure is rainy,” Tom thundered. Joke by George I., Bayonne, N.J.3 commentsLoading...
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!” Joke by Luke D., Muskego, Wis.14 commentsLoading...
Pete: Knock, knock. Jake: Who’s there? Pete: Israeli. Jake: Israeli, who? Pete: Israeli hot out here; open the door! Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Texas5 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I almost got struck by lightning!” Tom said shockingly. Joke by Lucas K., Roanoke, Va.3 commentsLoading...
Carl: Where does a turtle go when it’s raining? Jimmy: Tell me. Carl: A shell-ter! Joke by Stephen T., Charlotte, N.C.4 commentsLoading...
Alex: What did the rain cloud wear under its raincoat? Ben: Tell me. Alex: Thunder-wear! Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.3 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee. Joke by Adam S., Arden Hills, Minn.3 commentsLoading...
Andrew: Wow! It’s raining cats and dogs. Brian: How can you tell? Andrew: I just stepped in a poodle. Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.6 commentsLoading...