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Alex: What did the rain cloud wear under its raincoat?
Ben: Tell me.
Alex: Thunder-wear!

Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.
3 comments

A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee.

Joke by Adam S., Arden Hills, Minn.
3 comments

Andrew: Wow! It’s raining cats and dogs.
Brian: How can you tell?
Andrew: I just stepped in a poodle.

Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
6 comments

Jon: What did the wind say to the screen?
Ben: Tell me.
Jon: “Just passing through!”

Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
2 comments

Heli: How do birds find out about the conditions outside?
John: Beats me.
Heli: The feather channel!

Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.
9 comments

George: Why did the thermometer go to college?
Steve: Why?
George: To obtain a higher degree!

Joke by Brad S., Cheyenne, Wyo.
10 comments

A book never written: “Sailing Made Easy” by Gustav Wind.

Joke by Harry S., Tampa, Fla.
5 comments

Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having?

Hal: What do you mean?

Al: It's raining cats and dogs!

Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
1 comments

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