Dad: What sound does a witch’s car make? Ayn: I don’t know. Dad: “Broom, broom!” Ayn: Dad! You’re putting me to sweep. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
ALEX: Did you hear about the witch’s new gingerbread sweet shop? PHIL: No. What about it? ALEX: It’s great! All the candy is on the house. Joke by Alex C., Fremont, California0 commentsLoading...
AYN: Why was the witch’s résumé rejected? DAN: I don’t know. Why? AYN: Because she had bad spelling. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
LUKE: What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? JEN: I have no clue. LUKE: Broommates! Joke by Luke B., Kenosha, Wisconsin1 commentsLoading...
Yashaswi: What’s the witch’s best subject? Amy: I haven’t the foggiest. Yashaswi: Spelling! Joke by Yashaswi S., Fredericksburg, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
Cresencio: What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Chris: What? Cresencio: Spelling. Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California4 commentsLoading...
Pam: What kind of phone do witches use? Sam: What kind? Pam: A touch-toad phone. Joke by Pam A., Wasilla, Alaska1 commentsLoading...
Sally: Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Connie: Tell me. Sally: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. Joke by Brandon B., Napoleon, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
Cresencio: What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Allison: What? Cresencio: Spelling. Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California2 commentsLoading...