Laugh at funny Workout jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

ROMAN: Why did the gym close?
JETTA: I haven’t the foggiest.
ROMAN: Because it didn’t work out.

Joke by Roman S., Linwood, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Ryan: What is an elevator’s favorite exercise?
Chris: Tell me.
Ryan: Push-ups!

Joke by Ryan S., Carmel, Ind.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Would seven days without exercise make one weak?”

Joke by Dan H., Beavercreek, Ohio
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Steven: Where do wild animals go to work out?
Scott: I don’t know.
Steven: The jungle gym.

Joke by Steven A., Niceville, Fla.
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Lynn: Why is the sea so strong?
Sandy: I don’t know.
Lynn: Because it has a lot of mussels.

Joke by Parker A., Hartford, Conn.
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Emir: What bird is always out of breath?
Eric: Beats me.
Emir: A puffin.

Joke by Emir B., Honolulu, Hawaii
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