6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

ALEX: What do daylight saving time and a rabbit have in common?
JAKE: What?
ALEX: They both spring forward.

Joke by Alex T., Santa Clara, California
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WILLIAM: What type of dance does a faucet like?
EMMA: Tell me.
WILLIAM: Tap dance.

Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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TANNER: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
LOGAN: I have no idea.
TANNER: The letter P, because without it, they’d be irate.

Joke by Liam C., Lakewood, Colorado
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BOB: What do you call a winged insect that hits homers?
FRED: I have no idea.
BOB: A fly swatter.

Joke by Jared D., Cave Creek, Arizona
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MATHEW: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything?
RYAN: Tell me.
MATHEW: Because it’s free of charge.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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ROCCO: Did you know that if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat?
JIMMY: Huh?
ROCCO: Yeah, because it’s capsized.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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ALASTAIR: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
MATILDA: I have no idea.
ALASTAIR: Towels.

Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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BRANTLEY: What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
JEN: I’m not sure.
BRANTLEY: Hisstory.

Joke by Brantley F., St. Anne, Illinois
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GEORGE: What’s a ghost’s favorite car?
TOMM: What?
GEORGE: A Boo-gatti.

Joke by George L., Manchester, Missouri
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JACOB: I would tell a penguin joke.
LISA: Why don’t you?
JACOB: I don’t think it’s going to fly.

Joke by Jacob G., Middle Island, New York
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LOGAN: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
JERRY: What?
LOGAN: Mistletoe.

Joke by Logan K., Flemington, New Jersey
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ROBERT: Two shoelaces, a faucet and a broccoli were running in a race. Who won?
TAYLOR: I don’t know.
ROBERT: The shoelaces tied, the broccoli was a head and the faucet was running behind.

Joke by Robert D., Charlottesville, Virginia
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PAXTON: How did the hammerhead shark do on the test?
HEATHER: No clue.
PAXTON: He nailed it.

Joke by Paxton K., Kalida, Ohio
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COLTON: Why don’t motorcycles compete in the Pinewood Derby?
LIAM: Tell me.
COLTON: Because they’re two tired.

Joke by Colton A., Chicago, Illinois
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TED: Why did the weather forecaster get their job?
CARL: I haven’t the foggiest.
TED: Because they had multiple degrees.

Joke by Ted H., Boise, Idaho
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WILLIAM: Why did the man who lost his dog go to the dentist?
EMMA: Why?
WILLIAM: Because he had a loose canine.

Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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LEE: Why do Navy ports in Norway have barcode scanners?
SAM: Why?
LEE: To Scandinavian.

Joke by Gideon S., Holt, Michigan
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PARKER: Why did the alligator wear a vest?
KATE: Tell me.
PARKER: Because he’s an investigator.

Joke by Parker A., Eureka, Missouri
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LUCY: Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?
JANET: What happened?
LUCY: There was de brie everywhere.

Joke by Lucy Z., Rochester, Washington
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BILL: Why does a hummingbird hum?
DAVE: Why?
BILL: Because it doesn’t know the words.

Joke by Bill J., Germantown, Tennessee
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CLARK: What’s a horse’s favorite dance?
LIAM: I’m not sure.
CLARK: The neigh-neigh.

Joke by Clark N., New Orleans, Louisiana
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GEORGE: What did the general say to his battery army?
PENNY: Tell me.
GEORGE: “Charge!”

Joke by George D., Woodbridge, Virginia
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AYN: How do frogs take notes?
JAN: How?
AYN: On lily pads.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Joke by Matthew G., Holly Springs, North Carolina
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ASHER: What do you call a crazy monkey?
LILLY: I’m stumped.
ASHER: Bananas!

Joke by Asher G., Crystal Lake, Illinois
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