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PAXTON: How did the hammerhead shark do on the test?
HEATHER: No clue.
PAXTON: He nailed it.

Joke by Paxton K., Kalida, Ohio
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COLTON: Why don’t motorcycles compete in the Pinewood Derby?
LIAM: Tell me.
COLTON: Because they’re two tired.

Joke by Colton A., Chicago, Illinois
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TED: Why did the weather forecaster get their job?
CARL: I haven’t the foggiest.
TED: Because they had multiple degrees.

Joke by Ted H., Boise, Idaho
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WILLIAM: Why did the man who lost his dog go to the dentist?
EMMA: Why?
WILLIAM: Because he had a loose canine.

Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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LEE: Why do Navy ports in Norway have barcode scanners?
SAM: Why?
LEE: To Scandinavian.

Joke by Gideon S., Holt, Michigan
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PARKER: Why did the alligator wear a vest?
KATE: Tell me.
PARKER: Because he’s an investigator.

Joke by Parker A., Eureka, Missouri
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LUCY: Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?
JANET: What happened?
LUCY: There was de brie everywhere.

Joke by Lucy Z., Rochester, Washington
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BILL: Why does a hummingbird hum?
DAVE: Why?
BILL: Because it doesn’t know the words.

Joke by Bill J., Germantown, Tennessee
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CLARK: What’s a horse’s favorite dance?
LIAM: I’m not sure.
CLARK: The neigh-neigh.

Joke by Clark N., New Orleans, Louisiana
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GEORGE: What did the general say to his battery army?
PENNY: Tell me.
GEORGE: “Charge!”

Joke by George D., Woodbridge, Virginia
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AYN: How do frogs take notes?
JAN: How?
AYN: On lily pads.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Joke by Matthew G., Holly Springs, North Carolina
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ASHER: What do you call a crazy monkey?
LILLY: I’m stumped.
ASHER: Bananas!

Joke by Asher G., Crystal Lake, Illinois
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SPENCER: Why do koi fish swim in pairs?
CHELSEA: I don’t know.
SPENCER: Because when they get in trouble, fish A, B and C can get away. The last fish is a D koi.

Joke by Spencer B., Redmond, Washington
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HRISHAAN: Why did the number of cats and dogs increase in under a minute?
JAKE: Not sure.
HRISHAAN: Because of the big rainstorm.

Joke by Hrishaan I., Bellevue, Washington
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JOSH: Can I help you cook the soup for the patrol dinner?
TOM: Sure! The next ingredient in the recipe is five potatoes, cubed.
JOSH: Where am I supposed to find 125 potatoes?

Joke by Tom H., Chicago, Illinois
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FINN: Knock, knock.
SARAH: Who’s there?
FINN: Waddle.
SARAH: Waddle, who?
FINN: Waddle it take for you to open the door?

Joke by Finn O., Edmonds, Washington
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BRANDON: What did the librarian say when a book accidentally fell on him?
KATE: What?
BRANDON: “I only have my shelf to blame.”

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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MICHAEL: How do you communicate with a fish?
RYAN: How?
MICHAEL: You drop a line.

Joke by Michael G., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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SAM: What do you call a sleeping bull?
WILL: I don’t know.
SAM: A bulldozer.

Joke by Samson S., Holt, Michigan
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GRYFFIN: What did Earth say to the asteroid?
JACKSON: I don’t know. What?
GRYFFIN: “Give me some space!”

Joke by Gryffin R., Englewood, Colorado
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SEAN: What kind of cat swims in the water?
KELLY: Tell me.
SEAN: Catfish.

Joke by Sean E., Franklinton, Louisiana
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WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: Why is it that when something travels by ship it’s called “cargo,” but when it travels by car it’s called a “shipment”?

Joke by Zach H., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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ROMAN: Why did the gym close?
JETTA: I haven’t the foggiest.
ROMAN: Because it didn’t work out.

Joke by Roman S., Linwood, Kansas
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JASPER: What type of music do leprechauns listen to?
HARPER: What?
JASPER: Shamrock ’n’ roll.

Joke by Jasper R., El Cajon, California
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