Book Never Written jokes -- Laugh at punny books and authors

A book never written: “How to Eat Slowly” by Moe Lasses.

Joke by Dominic S., Columbia, Mo.
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A book never written: “Expensive Things” by Armand A. Legg.

Joke by Corey D., Homeland, Calif.
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A book never written: “Litter Collection” by Phil D. Basket.

Joke by Richard M., Corrales, N.M.
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A book never written: “Cleaning Bathrooms” by Ty D. Bowl.

Joke by Zach P., Duluth, Ga.
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A book never written: “It Keeps Happening” by Juan C. Gann.

Joke by Geoffrey B., Celina, Ohio
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A book never written: “Beasts of Burden” by Don Key.

Joke by Harry S., Tampa, Fla.
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A book never written: “Jail Break” by Frida Prizner.

Joke by Andrew C., Sterling, Va.
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A book never written: “My Favorite Fruit” by Pete Chez.

Joke by Amie G., Superior, Wis.
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A book never written: “Canine Cages” by Ken L.

Joke by Jacob M., Jupiter, Fla.
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A book never written: “The Life of a Spy” by Miss Terrious.

Joke by Alex M., Allendale, Mich.
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A book never written: “Who Lives in Prison?” by Gil T. Men.

Joke by Connor K., Mount Holly, N.C.
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A book never written: “The Dictionary of Everything” by Noah Tall.

Joke by Christian M., Fowlerville, Mich.
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A book never written: “Orienteering for Dummies” by Hugo Datway.

Joke by Harry S., Tampa, Fla.
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A book never written: “What I Need to Start My Car” by Mike Ease.

Joke by Caleb C., Hermitage, Tenn.
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A book never written: “Playing Video Games” by Joy Stick.

Joke by Tim B., Orange, Calif.
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A book never written: “Staying Home Sick” by Faye King.

Joke by Brian M., Jackson, Mo.
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A book never written: “Planning a Surprise Party” by Al B. Darn.

Joke by Ryan D., Palatine, Ill.
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A book never written: “How to Save Trees” by Ray Cycle.

Joke by Coy A., Deer Park, Tex.
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A book never written: “Always Brush Your Teeth” by Ginger Vitas.

Joke by Ryan B., Staten Island, N.Y.
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A book never written: “My New Toy” by Sho N. Tell.

Joke by Brian M., Whittier, Calif.
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A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.

Joke by Tyler K., Monponsett, Mass.
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A book never written: “Royal Families” by Madge S. Tee.

Joke by Jyoti P., Lawrenceville, Ga.
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A book never written: “High-Quality Metal” by Ty Tanium.

Joke by Maximillian J., Ligonier, Pa.
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A book never written: “How to Take a Message” by Anita Penn.

Joke by Benjamin S., Berlin, N.H.
2 comments

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A book never written: “Make the Right Choice” by U.D. Side.

Joke by Ray C., San Jose, Calif.
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