Book Never Written jokes -- Laugh at punny books and authors

A book never written: “Twin Cities” by Saint Paul and Minnie Applis.

Joke by Sam B., St. Paul, Minn.
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A book never written: “Electronics” by Ken Pewter.

Joke by Ted B., St. Paul, Minn.
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A book never written: “Sailing Made Easy” by Gustav Wind.

Joke by Harry S., Tampa, Fla.
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A book never written: “Old-Fashioned Cars” by Stu D. Baker.

Joke by Andrew R., Orange, Calif.
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A book never written: “Field Guide to Knots” by Ty M. Uptight.

Joke by Jonah J., Carmel, Ind.
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A book never written: “A Place to Preach” by Paul Pitt.

Joke by Philip T., Jacksonville, Fla.
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A book never written: “Amazing Life Experiences” by Ben There and Don That.

Joke by Maximillian J., Ligonier, Pa.
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A book never written: “Proof of Extraterrestrials” by A. Leon Being.

Joke by Ryan B., Hawkins, Tex.
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A book never written: “Music in the Air” by Ray Dio.

Joke by Maximillian J., Ligonier, Pa.
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A book never written: “Understanding Words” by I. Ken Reed.

Joke by James M., Milford, Conn.
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A book never written: “Semi-Aquatic Animals” by Patty Puss.

Joke by Brennan A., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
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A book never written: “Unbelievable Rescues” by Justin Time.

Joke by Matthew H., Concord, Calif.
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A book never written: “How to Swim” by I.M. Senkin.

Joke by Gabe Z., West Bend, Wis.
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A book never written: “Being Kind and Polite” by Curtis E.

Joke by Mark D., Southboro, Mass.
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A book never written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.

Joke by Miles K., Denton, Tex.
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A book never written: “Talk Like a Cowboy” by Hal D. Yall.

Joke by Thomas A., Payson, Utah
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A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class.

Joke by Ian B., Howell, N.J.
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A book never written: “Driving Wildly” by Rex A. Lott.

Joke by John M., Hartwood, Va.
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A book never written: “Never Too Late” by Justin Time.

Joke by Leonardo H., Carmel, Ind.
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A book never written: “Remembering Things” by M. Nesia.

Joke by Michael M., West Windsor, N.J.
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A book never written: “Know Your Conscience” by Guy N.D. Head.

Joke by Dan K., Whitehouse Station, N.J.
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A book never written: “Oddly Shaped French Fries” by Curly Q.

Joke by Jonathan A., Chula Vista, Calif.
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A book never written: “Down the Red Brick Road” by Scarlet Stone.

Joke by Harrison F., St. Louis, Mo.
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A book never written: “Hawaiian Parties” by Lou Ow.

Joke by Christopher O., Brentwood, Tenn.
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A book never written: “Surviving the Elements” by Grin N. Barrett.

Joke by Wesley J., Newport News, Va.
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