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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “How to Avoid Scams” by Rip Toff.

Joke by Bobby S., Alpharetta, Ga.
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A book never written: “Staying Home With a Cold” by Fay King.

Joke by Vihan K., Livingston, N.J.
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A book never written: “Escaping Crocodiles” by Ron A. Way.

Joke by Colin L., Naples, Fla.
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A book never written: “Getting to Know Your Family” by Titan Bonds.

Joke by Tyler B., Marlboro, N.J.
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A book never written: “Tighten a Drill Bit” by Chuck Key.

Joke by John K., Phoenix, Ariz.
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A book never written: “Skydiving” by Hugo First.

Joke by Timothy V., Avon Lake, Ohio
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A book never written: “The Secret Behind Magic Tricks” by Howe D. Dewitt.

Joke by Jacob C., Levering, Mich.
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A book never written: “A Really Short Story” by Warren Piece.

Joke by Joseph H., Concord, Mass.
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A book never written: “The Water Cycle” by Eve Aporate.

Joke by Juan E., Highwood, Ill.
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A book never written: “Infinite Knowledge” by Noah Lot.

Joke by Miles W., Fitchburn, Wis.
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A book never written: “Unsolved Riddles” by Ida Know.

Joke by Cormac F., Knightdale, N.C.
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A book never written: “How to Swim” by Flo Tees.

Joke by Tim V., Avon Lake, Ohio
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A book never written: “A Hockey Disappointment” by Miss D. Nett.

Joke by Matthew S., San Ramon, Calif.
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A book never written: “Bareback Riding” by Eiffel Down and Lord Howard Hertz.

Joke by Conor M., Chicago, Ill.
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A book never written: “Cleaning My Room” by Dustin D. Shelves.

Joke by Nathaniel S., Pittsburgh, Pa.
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A book never written: “Pick Up the Phone” by Al Geddit.

Joke by Charlie W., Shrewsbury, N.J.
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A book never written: “Saltwater Fishing” by Barry Cuda.

Joke by Jacob S., Tampa, Fla.
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A book never written: “Lost Treasures” by Barry M. Deep.

Joke by Zachary C., Hamilton, N.J.
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A book never written: “Pretty Flowers” by Mary Gold.

Joke by James L., Stewartstown, Pa.
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A book never written: “Guide to Love” by Val N. Tines.

Joke by Grant W., Pittsburgh, Pa.
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A book never written: “From Peasant to Queen” by Mary A. Prince.

Joke by Shawn M., Trabuco Canyon, Calif.
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A book never written: “Chinese Recipes” by Terry Yaki.

Joke by Karl G., Taylorsville, Tenn.
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A book never written: “Always Watch Your Back” by Perry Noid.

Joke by Joey D., Fort Myers, Fla.
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A book never written: “Moving Ahead” by Lem E. Pass.

Joke by Samuel B., Springfield, Mo.
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A book never written: “Summer School” by Nova Kayshon.

Joke by Eric W., Shreveport, La.
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