Book Never Written jokes -- Laugh at punny books and authors

A book never written: “The Result of Frostbite” by Miss Inatoe.

Joke by Dylan B., Lindale, Tex.
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A book never written: “The History of Quasimodo” by Abel Ringer.

Joke by Christopher G., College Park, Md.
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A book never written: “Sweep the Floor” by Dustin Cracks.

Joke by Frances L., Rome, Ga.
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A book never written: “Getting Rid of Stress” by Don U. Worry.

Joke by Rob R., Newtown, Conn.
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A book never written: “Beauty Secrets” by Lou King Goode.

Joke by Ben P., Wise, Va.
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A book never written: “Japanese Warriors” by Sam R. Eye.

Joke by Chandler B., Vestavia Hills, Ala.
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A book never written: “How to Fix a Flat” by Aaron Tire.

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.
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A book never written: “Desert Plants” by Sage Brush.

Joke by Calvin B., Kuna, Idaho
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A book never written: “Addition for Dummies” by Adam Up.

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.
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A book never written: “Granting Wishes” by Jean E. Lamp.

Joke by Dale K., Simi Valley, Calif.
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A book never written: “How to Fix a Flat” by Aaron Tire.

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.
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A book never written: “My Life as a Gas Station Attendant” by Phil R. Awp.

Joke by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
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A book never written: “It’s Friday, and You’re Still Teaching” by Ima Tired.

Joke by Lori M., Huntington Beach, Calif.
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A book never written: “Poked” by Bob B. Penn.

Joke by Gregory B., Dyersville, Iowa
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A book never written: “Perfect Diction” by Crystal Clear.

Joke by Tova V., Alconbury, England
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A book never written: “The Biggest Books in the World” by Warren Peace.

Joke by Ryan P., Corydon, Ind.
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A book never written: “How to Win Big” by Jack Pott.

Joke by Sean B., Mobile, Ala.
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A book never written: “An Incompetent Bullfighter” by Gordon Bluddy.

Joke by A.J. G., Aransas Pass, Tex.
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A book never written: “Cleaning Dishes” by Soap E. Sudds.

Joke by Kevin G., Memphis, Tenn.
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A book never written: “How to Cook Pork” by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Josiah K., Lincoln, Neb.
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A book never written: “How to Prevent Malaria” by Amos Quito.

Joke by Alex U., Lagos, Nigeria
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A book never written: “Got Milk?” by Cal Cium.

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, N.C.
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A book never written: “Aquatic Reptiles” by Allie Gator.

Joke by Alex O., Cypress, Calif.
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A book never written: “The Hardy Boys” by Mr. E. Ryder.

Joke by Stephen H., Phoenix, Ariz.
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A book never written: “Physical Education” by Jim Nasium.

Joke by Maximillian J., Ligonier, Pa.
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