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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “How to Get Your Way” by Dick Tate.

Joke by Isaiah C., Anamosa, Iowa
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A book never written: “How to Cross the Street” by A.J. Walker.

Joke by Joel M., Victor, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Tropical Getaways” by Sandy Beech.

Joke by Kaitlin A., San Jose, Calif.
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A book never written: “Tropical Getaways” by Sandy Beech.

Joke by Kaitlin A., San Jose, Calif.
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A book never written: “Complete Idiot’s Guide to GPS” by Miss Leading.

Joke by Anders S., Wiesbaden, Germany
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A book never written: “It’s a Dog’s Life” by Barry A. Bone.

Joke by Grant H., Chesterfield, Mo.
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A book never written: “Lion Taming” by Claude Face.

Joke by Andrew K., Milford, Pa.
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A book never written: “Owning a Pet Skunk” by Holden D. Nose.

Joke by Will C., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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A book never written: “Crimestoppers” by Paul Lease.

Joke by Zachar J., Dunellen, N.J.
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A book never written: “Fear of Bath Time” by Dwayne DeWatta.

Joke by Joshua P., San Antonio, Tex.
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A book never written: “Landlords” by Lisa House.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Burke, Va.
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A book never written: “Unconscious” by Ann Esthesia.

Joke by Max J., Ligonier, Pa.
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A book never written: “Cracking Up on the Beach” by Koko Nutt.

Joke by Sam R., Ellicott, Md.
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A book never written: “I Know You Well” by Ann Onymous.

Joke by John M., Norwood, Mass.
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A book never written: “Digital Pictures” by Jay Peg.

Joke by Daniel H., Viola, Idaho
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A book never written: “Demolition” by Bill Ding.

Joke by Thomas C., Shelton, Conn.
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A book never written: “The Farmer’s Field” by Rose O’Corn.

Joke by Carl B., St. Paul, Minn.
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A book never written: “How to Read” by Paige Turner.

Joke by Sky S., Jackson, Mo.
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A book never written: “Using Your Head” by Sir E. Brum.

Joke by Joshua B., Anaheim, Calif.
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A book never written: “Island Jokes” by Jamaica Melaugh.

Joke by Tom I., North St. Paul, Minn.
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A book never written: “Fibbing Effectively” by Liza Lott.

Joke by Ethan P., Chatsworth, Calif.
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A book never written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks.

Joke by Leonard C., San Diego, Calif.
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A book never written: “Bargain Shopping” by Lois Price.

Joke by Jacob A., Cochranville, Pa.
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A book never written: “Checking Your Homework” by R.U. Wright.

Joke by Bobby C., Pittsburgh, Pa.
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A book never written: “Preparing Steaks” by Mary Nade.

Joke by Max J., Ligonier, Pa.
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