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Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “How to Help Others” by Linda Hand.

Joke by Michael C., Orlando, Fla.
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A book never written: “Getting Out of Taking Baths” by Ima Stinker.

Joke by Michael C., Orlando, Fla.
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A book never written: Pirate Treasure” by Barry Moore.

Joke by Caleb C., Hermitage, Tenn.
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A book never written: “The Armed Forces” by Millie Terry.

Joke by Jonny C., Fullerton, Calif.
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A book never written: “Clipping Nails” by Anita Pedicure.

Joke by Jacob S., Wabasha, Minn.
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A book never written: “Cutting Hair” by Barb R. Shop.

Joke by Jonas O., Seminole, Fla.
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A book never written: “Why I Love the Beach” by Sir Fing.

Joke by Rahul B., Walnut Creek, Calif.
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A book never written: “Chevy Sports Cars” by Iona Vette.

 

Joke by Sam F., Rochester, N.Y.
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A book never written: “How to Get More” by Ben A. Fit.

Joke by Benjimen G., Marshallville, Ga.
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A book never written: “Spackling” by Phil McCracken.

 

Joke by Daniel M., Jacobus, Pa
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A book never written: “Fall Activities” by Ray King.

Joke by Ben S., Greentown, Ind.
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A book never written: “The Complete Book of Contradicting Phrases” by Aux E. Moron.

Joke by Chris K., Grove City, Pa.
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A book never written: “Digging a Grave” by Westin Piece.

Joke by Joel N., San Luis Obispo, Calif.
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A book never written: “Floating on the River” by Mrs. Ippy.

Joke by Ben S., Greentown, Ind.
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A book never written: “What’s Underground? ” by Roxanne Gravel.

Joke by Sailesh K., Bernardsville, N.J.
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A book never written: “How to Hang Drapes” by Curt N. Rod.

Joke by Myles N., Spring, Tex.
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A book never written: “Poisonous Snakes” by Ven O. Muss.

Joke by L.J. R., Coppell, Tex.
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A book never written: “How to Hang Drapes” by Curt N. Rod.

Joke by Myles N., Spring, Tex.
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A book never written: “The Complete Guide to Origami” by Fole Dover.

Joke by Ben P., Arlington, Va.
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A book never written: “Cooking on the Trail” by Chuck Wagon.

Joke by Bradley W., Sherburne, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Classic Cars” by Ford T. Byrd.

Joke by Grant L., Kingsport, Tenn.
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A book never written: “Medieval Devices” by Cat A. Pult.

Joke by J.R. R., Dearborn, Mich.
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A book never written: “How to Make a Fire Glow” by M. Burr.

Joke by Seavy O., Crawford, Ga.
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A book never written: “Filthy Rich” by M.T. Wallet.

Joke by Will T., Coppell, Tex.
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A book never written: “How to Handle Mad Scientists” by Frank N. Stein.

Joke by Taylor E., Minneapolis, Minn.
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