BEN: What do you call a chicken that practices martial arts?
ALISON: What?
BEN: Cluck Norris.
A chicken that practices martial arts
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Joke submitted by Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina
Loading...BEN: What do you call a chicken that practices martial arts?
ALISON: What?
BEN: Cluck Norris.
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I don’t get it.
me either
Funny
i don’t get it
Do you not know how chuck norise is?
Wow. Peeps. Really? This is a Cub Scout website.
That’s a fantastic joke! Fit the bill perfectly for a 3rd grade+ appropriate joke. I’m more curious about the haters and if they can actually offer something better… a lot of chatter but nothing to stand on. Ha. Come up with something that can rival Cluck Norris (a legend) and then we can talk. But remember, in life (as adults are trying to teach their Scout youth) the truth is that being a hater will get you no where, really really fast but if you want to enjoy your day to day, minute to minute, look for the positivity. Look for the light – the dark is not enjoyable.