Seth: What do you call a dead pine tree?
Beth: What?
Seth: A never-green!
Joke submitted by Seth B., Cameron Park, Calif.





Seth: What do you call a dead pine tree?
Beth: What?
Seth: A never-green!
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YES! IT IS!
that was a good one.
poor tree.
funny
evergreen, nevergreen. Get it?
awsome amazing fabulous great good wonderful
good one!