A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a field. Curious, he pulls the car over and walks out to the farmer.
“Excuse me, but why are you standing there doing nothing?”
The farmer says, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?”
“I heard they give it to people who are out standing in their fields.”
I like the longer jokes as well as rhe one liners.