A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”
“Sorry,” he whispers. “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
Joke submitted by Andrew P., Gaithersburg, Maryland
A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”
“Sorry,” he whispers. “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
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Ha ha ha very funny …….👎👎👎👎😑😐😐😐
That is awesome! It is the best joke that i have heard all day! 🙂
i like it
Are you kidding?
same as him
hahahahahahaha it brightened my day
u did make happy by me reading this joke
I don’t get it
It is a bit confusing when read as opposed to heard out loud. But he says the first order loudly, and when the librarian mentions it is a library, he lowers his voice to a whisper, but still asks for a burger xD
How?
me toooooo
hahaha, funny joke!
😅😅😅👍👍👍
Could you remove the please in the first sentence.
This is a great joke. It’s one that is much funnier when said aloud. I think it’s better when more succinct too, I make him say just “Can I have a cheeseburger?” instead.
Very Funny
it’s really funny except I don’t get the cheeseburger part.
🤣
HAHA!!! hilarious!!😂
0k joke
This is so funny!
Does this guy not get that he’s not in a restaurant?
l do not get it.
my new favorite joke