A WOMAN WALKS INTO A LIBRARY and asks if there are any books about paranoia. “Shhh,” the librarian whispers. “They’re right behind you!” Joke by Shawn C., Huntsville, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
John: Why couldn’t the man make a reservation at the library? Tim: I don’t know. Why not? John: They were completely booked. Joke by Jacob H., Frankfort, Indiana1 commentsLoading...
Isaac: How long did the baseball player spend in the library? Vera: I’m stumped. Isaac: Five minutes. It was a short stop. Joke by Isaac B., Grand Rapids, Ohio2 commentsLoading...
John: Why couldn’t the man make a reservation at the library? Tim: Why? John: They were completely booked. Joke by Jacob H., Frankfort, Indiana2 commentsLoading...
A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.” The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?” “Sorry,” he whispers. “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.” Joke by Andrew P., Gaithersburg, Maryland24 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Down at the Library” by Reed A. Lott. Joke by Elliot A., Spokane, Wash.4 commentsLoading...