A Viking named Rudolph the Red

 Joke submitted by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.

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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

 His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

97 Comments

  19. its better if you say it outloud but its HILAROUS written also. oh and girlscout its about jokes JOKES not anything else. : (

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  21. I saw it in the Boys’ Life magizne and I told it to some of my friends. So FUNNY! LOL! [laugh out loud]

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  25. I know one like it:

    There once was a traffic director who’s name was Ed. He was known for being extremely rude to everyone that he met. One day a man and his wife were waiting at the crosswalk for traffic to stop, Ed said to them: Oh, I bet you want me to stop traffic Just so you and your ugly wife can cross the street, don’t you!?! Well, there’s gonna be rain today, just you see! They finally got to cross the street and even though there wasn’t a cloud in the sky, before they made it across, it started to rain! When they got inside a shop, the man says to his wife, “He may be mean, but rude officer Ed knows rain, dear.”

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  34. Great joke! I like it.

    P.S. Hey Me,

    Sorry, but 103 gazillion is not a number. however, 103 googleplex is a number!

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  39. i doubt grl scout is a hottie or that u r but im nothing special and neither was the JOKE JOKE JOKE

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  40. excellent joke! it should rank second after “dear dad, $chool i$ great”. i give it a 5 rating.

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  44. i thought that the Viking named Rudolph the Red was the best joke ever. I thought this joke was hilarious.

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  51. -groan-

    my dad would love that one, sounds just like something he would say.

    no offence man, but i think that one should get a 2 star.

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  52. its nothing compaird to a differenet website my friend found it every joke gets laghs from every one

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  56. Ha ha ha this is one of the “better boys life jokes”

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  58. it took me a while to figure it out i was like huh this stinks and then i read a comment that said”u have to say it outloud and that hlped me a ton now it is hilarios

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  89. had a very shiny nose and if you ever soo it you would even say it glows all of the other raindeers—-lol

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  94. Pretty funny, but what does a viking that can predict the weather have to do with Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer? Now if it was an elk viking that would be funnier. 3 stars

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