Two snakes are sitting in the garden.
“Are we poisonous?” one asks its friend.
“I don’t know. Why do you ask?” the friend says.
“I just bit my tongue!”
Joke submitted by Hunter S., Dallas, Ga.
Two snakes are sitting in the garden.
“Are we poisonous?” one asks its friend.
“I don’t know. Why do you ask?” the friend says.
“I just bit my tongue!”
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Have I heard this before? Whatever, it’s REALLY funny.
AWESOME JOKE DUDE!