A golden retriever and boxer are in the front yard barking at cars.
Golden retriever: Ruff, ruff!
Boxer: Bark, bark!
Golden retriever: MOO, MOO!
Boxer: Hey! What are you doing? Dogs don’t go “moo”!
Golden retriever: I’m studying a foreign language.
Joke submitted by Jared B. L., Lewiston, Me.





A golden retriever and boxer are in the front yard barking at cars.
Golden retriever: Ruff, ruff!
Boxer: Bark, bark!
Golden retriever: MOO, MOO!
Boxer: Hey! What are you doing? Dogs don’t go “moo”!
Golden retriever: I’m studying a foreign language.
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