Bob: What’s the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer?
Larry: You got me—what?
Bob: The bad golfer goes, “Whack! Dang!” and the bad skydiver goes, “Dang! Whack!”
Joke submitted by Jacob S., Orlando, Fla.
Bob: What’s the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer?
Larry: You got me—what?
Bob: The bad golfer goes, “Whack! Dang!” and the bad skydiver goes, “Dang! Whack!”
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great joke!!! hilarious
Ouch
ha ha ha ha ha
its lol funny!!!
man this joke is funny i wish i was u
This should be at the top!
I read it in the magazine already it is so FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good one pull it
I honestly dont get it!
Ouch – –
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Ouch!
Hey Eragon, a bad golfer swings his club and wacks the ball. When he finds he made a bad shot he says dang. When a skydiver doesn’t get his parachute to open he says dang. When he hits the ground there is a wack!
that had to hurt!
good point BBQ
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH that had 2 hurt
very funny
great
thats gotta hurt!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
i gave it a 3
that was funny
You all should have seen my father when he saw that. He doesn’t want to be a skydiver, I guess.
life is good
haha:):)
i give it a 1
not funny.
a good friend of mine died skydiving, but because both parachutes failed.
i miss the guy :'( :'(
one star dont get it
THAT’S REAL COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!
TWELVE STARS
LOL
funny!!!
oh, carpenter guy don’t feel bad. It’s a joke! How old is your friend anyway?
i like it but i feel sad for wats his name #26 i took 10min in pure silence for your freind bye the way anyway good joke i like it
say what? i dont get it
sorry carpenter boy…………. 🙁
-.- stop the gory jokes already
Boys, need 2 get funny, not gory, jokes
Ok…. A 4 star.
ouch for the sky diver =/
entertaining
quit it with people getting hurt
That was funny
it was a LITTLE funny…
great ……. 5*s
Bad joke
IT’S PLAIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rating: 1 star.:( 🙁 🙁 🙁
Did the golfer hit the skydiver?
i didn’t get it right away but I sort of do now it’s ok
i dont get it
*****star rating! funny
i think it would be the golfer can play again to get better, but the skydiver has to get better before he can play again
or
the golfer gets to practice and the skydiver doesn’t
its an awesome joke i love skydivers crashing and killing themselves
yur sick
funny lol
Hope the skydiver didn’t land on the golfer
I don’t get it 😕
From Mr. Squeke the Hamster =(^o^)=
thats hilarious
ya mr. Pibb and not with a split
♥THIS JOKE ROCKS MY POLKA-DOTTED SOCKS!♥
From, Fish da Fish
♥THIS JOKE ROCKS MY POLKA-DOTTED SOCKS!♥
—–>From, OverTheRainbow
ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“not bad ”
P.S i dont get it could anyone explayn it?
Love it !
somewhat entertaining
i dont get it
Hey abdosh, the bad golfer hits the ball (Whack!) and sees that it’s a bad shot (Dang!). The bad skydiver sees he’s gonna land hard (Dang!) and then hits the ground (Whack!) Hope this helps.
P. S. Pretty funny. Four stars.
I get the joke; but I think it’s corny…too bad there isn’t a 0 Star rating!
This is Really Funny
********** Stars
okay i guess
funny 5 *s
ooooooooooooh, love it.
5*
hahhaaa sooo funnyyyy loved it…
xxxxxxx
K elf: and they both go AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
Does the bad skydiver land on the bad golfer cause that would be funny! Five stars
**
It’s okay… 😐
hahaha nice my friend will hate u cause he loves golf
thats funny right there!!! LOL
50 stars!!!!!!
funny
What a mess that skydiver must be in.
poor skydiver….
good one!!!! 🙂 LOL
Haw haw haw! Good work chap.
I dont get it
it was exremly funy
haha the best million stars that must of hurt t be the skydiver
that should be dang SPLAT!
10000 stars
LOVE IT!
r u a comedian or something?
Hillarious!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
That is really funny he hit the ground!!
i got to admit the was funny
i mean that
HILARIOUS!!!!!!! 10 STARS!
i gave it 3 stars ’cause i dont get it.
one ‘o’ my favs!!
i donot get it but LOL anyways
My stomach hurts from laughing, 34th joke I’ve read today
agian ROTFLOL!!! 80 stars!!!!
and the bad lumberjack says, “WHACK, DANG! WHACK, DANG!”
So funny I put it on my floppy disk! No kidding!
OOH thats gotta hurt
Funny Joke : )
lol ha ha i get it lol
i gave it 5 stars
not that gd lol
but i had to!
I love this joke 🙂
Im coming back
Poor skydiver