Difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer

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Bob: What’s the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer?

Larry: You got me—what?

Bob: The bad golfer goes, “Whack! Dang!” and the bad skydiver goes, “Dang! Whack!”


  1. Hey Eragon, a bad golfer swings his club and wacks the ball. When he finds he made a bad shot he says dang. When a skydiver doesn’t get his parachute to open he says dang. When he hits the ground there is a wack!

  2. not funny.

    a good friend of mine died skydiving, but because both parachutes failed.

    i miss the guy :'( :'(

  3. i like it but i feel sad for wats his name #26 i took 10min in pure silence for your freind bye the way anyway good joke i like it

  4. i think it would be the golfer can play again to get better, but the skydiver has to get better before he can play again


    the golfer gets to practice and the skydiver doesn’t

  5. Hey abdosh, the bad golfer hits the ball (Whack!) and sees that it’s a bad shot (Dang!). The bad skydiver sees he’s gonna land hard (Dang!) and then hits the ground (Whack!) Hope this helps.

    P. S. Pretty funny. Four stars.

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