AAYUSH: Why are fish bad at basketball?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
AAYUSH: They are afraid of the net.
Joke submitted by Aayush B., Irving, Texas





AAYUSH: Why are fish bad at basketball?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
AAYUSH: They are afraid of the net.
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It would be better if the fish were afraid to play volleyball. There’s a bigger network there.