Basketball jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

AAYUSH: Why are fish bad at basketball?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
AAYUSH: They are afraid of the net.

Joke by Aayush B., Irving, Texas
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BILLY: Why can’t pigs play basketball?
MARK: Tell me.
BILLY: Because they always hog the ball.

Joke by Billy C., Cary, Illinois
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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MICAH: What did the genie grant the basketball player?
CALEB: I don’t know.
MICAH: Three swishes!

Joke by Micah W., Chandler, Arizona
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TAMOGHNA: Why don’t fish play basketball?
SARAH: Why?
TAMOGHNA: Because they’re afraid of the net!

Joke by Tamoghna K., Arlington, Massachusetts
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JACK: Why are octopuses so bad at basketball?
REID: Why?
JACK: Because they always get tentacle fouls.

Joke by Jack D., Sammamish, Washington
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LUCAS: Where are basketball players in the morning?
DILLION: I don’t have a clue.
LUCAS: Dunking donuts!

Joke by Lucas D., Elmira, New York
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JOHN: Why was the floor of the basketball court wet?
MARK: Tell me, please.
JOHN: Because the players dribbled all over it.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Graham: Beats me.
Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls!

Joke by Kelby D., Firth, Idaho
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