“I need a pencil sharpener” Joke submitted by Nollan C., Brush Prairie, Wash.Loading... Tom Swiftie: “I need a pencil sharpener,” Tom said bluntly. Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest
I’ve always liked Tom Swiftie jokes, but this one was unexpected but funny