Laugh at 100s of Funny Knock, Knock Jokes by Scout Life Readers

Jim: Knock, knock.

Jeff: Who's there?

Jim: Beehive.

Jeff: Beehive, who?

Jim: Beehive nicely and open the door!

Joke by Jefferson W., Simsbury, Conn.
1 comments

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Pedro: Knock, knock.

Boss: Who's there?

Pedro: Woody.

Boss: Woody, who?

Pedro: Woody you like to buy some Boy Scout popcorn?

Joke by Kyle J., Omaha, Neb.
0 comments

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Alex: Knock, knock.

Zander: Who's there?

Alex: Alex.

Zander: Alex, who?

Alex: Alex the questions around here.

Joke by Alex N., Milford, N.J.
1 comments

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Josh: Knock, knock!

Samantha: Who's there?

Josh: Dexter.

Samantha: Dexter, who?

Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke by Josh B., Dublin, Ohio
3 comments

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Tom: Knock, knock.

Jerry: Who's there?

Tom: Dewey.

Jerry: Dewey, who?

Tom: Dewey have the key yet?

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Tex.
1 comments

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Mike: Knock, knock.

Ike: Who's there?

Mike: Heaven.

Ike: Heaven, who?

Mike: Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

Joke by John S., Waterford, Conn.
2 comments

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Jack: Knock, knock.

Sam: Who's there?

Jack: Figs!

Sam: Figs, who?

Jack: Figs the doorbell! It's broken!

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Robert: Knock, knock.

Jack: Who's there?

Robert: Beets.

Jack: Beets, who?

Robert: Beets me!

Joke by Robert F., Cheyenne, Wyo.
7 comments

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Nathanael: Knock, knock.

Cindy: Who's there?

Nathanael: Distressing.

Cindy: Distressing, who?

Nathanael: Distressing has too much vinegar!

Joke by Nathanael C., Schaumburg, Ill.
4 comments

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Sam: Knock, knock!

Grant: Who's there?

Sam: Little old lady.

Grant: Little old lady, who?

Sam: Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.

Joke by Sam P., Orem, Utah
27 comments

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Quinn: Knock, knock.

Ron: Who's there?

Quinn: Jess.

Ron: Jess, who?

Quinn: Jess me and my shadow.

Joke by Curtis C., Frankfort, Ill.
7 comments

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