Tom: What item on the lunch menu got fired?
Bob: What?
Tom: The vegetables. They got canned.
Joke submitted by Elliott O., Delta, Ohio
Tom: What item on the lunch menu got fired?
Bob: What?
Tom: The vegetables. They got canned.
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I don’t get it
Getting “canned” is a term used to describe getting fired from a job. Poor vegetables. 🙁
Elliot, don’t tell this joke anymore! I almost died when reading it I laughed so much!