Dad: May I see your report card?
Son: I don’t have it.
Dad: Why not?
Son: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.
Joke submitted by Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania
Dad: May I see your report card?
Son: I don’t have it.
Dad: Why not?
Son: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.
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nice one!
THAT WAS ME
saaaaaaaaaame
Bet he got an F!
Wish I thought about that one.