DAD: May I see your report card? SON: I don’t have it. DAD: Why not? SON: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents. Joke by Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania 0 commentsLoading...
Ian: What did the little needle say to the mother needle when it brought home a failing report card? Luke: I’m not sure. Ian: “I guess I’m not as sharp as I thought." Joke by Ian S., Murrysville, Pennsylvania4 commentsLoading...
Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Nate: Why? Chance: Because he went down in history. Joke by Chance L., Larchmont, New York4 commentsLoading...
Dad: May I see your report card? Son: I don’t have it. Dad: Why not? Son: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents. Joke by Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania5 commentsLoading...
Dad: Where’s your report card? Son: I don’t have it. Dad: Well, where is it? Son: My friend borrowed it. He wanted to scare his parents. Joke by Bryson D., Belton, Mo.8 commentsLoading...
Father: Son, how are your history grades? Son: Underwater. Father: What do you mean? Son: Below C-level. Joke by Ryan K., Brunswick, Ohio4 commentsLoading...