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DAD: May I see your report card?
SON: I don’t have it.
DAD: Why not?
SON: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.

Joke by Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Ian: What did the little needle say to the mother needle when it brought home a failing report card?
Luke: I’m not sure.
Ian: “I guess I’m not as sharp as I thought."

Joke by Ian S., Murrysville, Pennsylvania
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Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Nate: Why?
Chance: Because he went down in history.

Joke by Chance L., Larchmont, New York
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Dad: May I see your report card?
Son: I don’t have it.
Dad: Why not?
Son: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.

Joke by Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania
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Dad: Where’s your report card?
Son: I don’t have it.
Dad: Well, where is it?
Son: My friend borrowed it. He wanted to scare his parents.

Joke by Bryson D., Belton, Mo.
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Father: Son, how are your history grades?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean?
Son: Below C-level.

Joke by Ryan K., Brunswick, Ohio
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