Dad: Where’s your report card?
Son: I don’t have it.
Dad: Well, where is it?
Son: My friend borrowed it. He wanted to scare his parents.
Joke submitted by Bryson D., Belton, Mo.
Dad: Where’s your report card?
Son: I don’t have it.
Dad: Well, where is it?
Son: My friend borrowed it. He wanted to scare his parents.
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thanks for the jokes i told my mum all the jokes and laughed about it
that’s really funny i would do that to my parents LOL 🙂
I wish I could do that, but my parents would ground me till I’m 94!
funny…
best joke i ever heard
why could we never to that in real life?
I ASKED MY MOM IF I COULD DO THAT SHE SAID SHE WOULD GROWND ME TILL IM 100
I told my mom and she said she’ll grownd me unill my kids let me out.