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JOHN: Who puts things on the back burner?
MARK: Tell me.
JOHN: Cooks.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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JACKSON: What do you get when you cross a banana and a gymnast?
GREG: I’m stumped.
JACKSON: A banana split.

Joke by Jackson M., Phoenix, Arizona
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FINLEY: What did the firefighter say to the baker?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
FINLEY: “Stop dropping rolls.”

Joke by Finley D., Olympia, Washington
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KENDAHL: Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go to dance?
LAYAH: Where?
KENDAHL: The meatball.

Joke by Kendahl K., Cridersville, Ohio
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TOM SWIFTY: “Don’t break that pencil,” Tom snapped.

Joke by Luke O., Fulton, Maryland
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CURREN: Why are circles bad at telling stories?
TOBY: Why?
CURREN: Because they’re pointless.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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ANNIE: How did the picture end up in jail?
ELLA: I don’t know.
ANNIE: It was framed.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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ALLEN: Someone’s pretending to be an owl.
SCOUTMASTER: Who?
ALLEN: You!

Joke by Allen C., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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JAYDEN: Why did the Scout always carry a flashlight?
KARRY: I don’t know.
JAYDEN: Because he wanted to be bright.

Joke by Jayden L., Bettendorf, Iowa
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Austin: What did Delaware?
Cameron:
What?
Austin:
A New Jersey! 

Joke by Austin D., Littleton, Colorado
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Elizabeth: What part of the pizza order earned it's Pioneering merit badge?
Alvin: I’m not sure.
Elizabeth: The garlic knots.

Joke by Elizabeth E., Clifton, Virginia
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GREGORY: What do British people say when someone gets hurt?
HAILEY: I don’t know.
GREGORY: “UK?”

Joke by Gregory H., Hammonton, New Jersey
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JIM: What did the rabbit want to earn at summer camp?
ALEX: Beats me.
JIM: A carrot badge.

Joke by Jared G., Kirkwood, Missouri
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KATARINA: Why didn’t the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
GAIL: I’m stumped.
KATARINA: Because he was just going to wash up on the shore.

Joke by Katarina E., Watauga, Texas
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AYN: Why was the witch’s résumé denied?
JAN: I’m not sure.
AYN: She couldn’t spell.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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CALEB: Why are robbers so relaxed?
LARRY: Why?
CALEB: Because they like to take things easy.

Joke by Caleb R., Jackson, Michigan
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Rocco: I don’t trust those trees.
Jimmy: Well, why not?
Rocco: They look a little shady.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If bowling and baseball were combined, would a strike be good or bad?”

Joke by Chris F., Berlin, Massachusetts
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Matthew: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Dan: No. What happened?
Matthew: It was in tents.

Joke by Matthew F., Fostoria, Ohio
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CLIFFORD: What do you call a train carrying lots of bubble gum?
JAMES: What?
CLIFFORD: A chew-chew train.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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BRANDON: What is a clever clock called?
LIAM: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: Clockwise.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Gabe: Why wasn’t the man hurt when the soda hit him?
Josiah:
I don’t know. Why?
Gabe: Because it was a soft drink.

Joke by Gabe V. , Greer, South Carolina
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PATRICK: What’s an egg’s favorite vacation spot?
LIAM: What?
PATRICK: New Yolk City.

Joke by Patrick A., Spokane, Washington
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Simeon: How do you politely laugh in Hawaii?
Denise: How?
Simeon: You do a low “ha!”

Joke by Simeon R., Fishers, Indiana
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AMELIA: What are the two summer snacks that frogs love?
MACK: Tell me.
AMELIA: May flies and June bugs.

Joke by Amelia M., Morehead City, North Carolina
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