6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Matt: Why did the belt go to jail?
Brian: I don’t know.
Matt: Because it held up a pair of pants.

Joke by Matt Z., St. Charles, Illinois
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ALEX: Knock, knock.
ZANDER: Who’s there?
ALEX: Alex.
ZANDER: Alex, who?
ALEX: Alex the questions around here.

Joke by Alex N., Milford, New Jersey
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JILL: Which singer can fix clothes the fastest?
JACK: I’m not sure.
JILL: Taylor Swift.

Joke by Aryan G., Lakeway, Texas
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LUKE: Why did the diamond go to therapy?
GREG: I don’t know.
LUKE: Because it was under a lot of pressure.

Joke by Luke K., Pasadena, Maryland
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A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled ... cheese.”
The waiter says, “Why the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I don’t know. I was born with them.”

Joke by Nathan G., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania
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DAFFYNITION: Flashlight — A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a campout.

Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Nebraska
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ALLISON: What’s Darth Vader’s favorite candy?
SARAH: I don’t know.
ALLISON: Dark chocolate.

Joke by Allison J., Little Rock, Arkansas
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EVERETT: What shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?
JASON: Tell me.
EVERETT: Acute triangle.

Joke by Everett F., Irvine, California
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ZOE: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
LACY: I’m not sure.
ZOE: Because it was feeling crumby.

Joke by Zoe G., San Francisco, California
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JUSTIN: What insect is the smartest?
MADDY: Tell me.
JUSTIN: A spelling bee.

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
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NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer.
KEVIN: Why not?
NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes.

Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington
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Brandon: Why is tennis a loud sport?
Andy: Why?
Brandon: Because of the racket.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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CURREN: What did one magical candy bar say to the other magical candy bar?
JOSIAH: What?
CURREN: “I’ve got some Twix up my sleeve.”

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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BEN: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
BRYSON: What?
BEN: “Hike!”

Joke by Ben C., Oxford, Connecticut
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A PUNNY BOOK: "A Change in the Weather" by Gus T. Winds.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Michael: What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal?
Christopher: What?
Michael: Frosted Flakes.

Joke by Michael M., Sherman, Connecticut
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Jean: What’s a snowman’s favorite snack?
Hailey: I don’t know.
Jean: Sno-reos.

Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa
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TATYANA: Knock, knock.
BRYCE: Who’s there?
TATYANA: Polar bears.
BRYCE: Polar bears, who?
TATYANA: No, polar bears roar.

Joke by Tatyana K., Chattaroy, Washington
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AYN: What do snowmen order at Wendy’s?
AMBER: What?
AYN: Frosties.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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SIDDHARTH: Why aren’t there any ants at the North Pole?
DEEPAK: I don’t know. Why?
SIDDHARTH: They all live in Ant-arctica.

Joke by Siddharth G., Foster City, California
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JOSH: Knock, knock.
SAMANTHA: Who’s there?
JOSH: Dexter.
SAMANTHA: Dexter, who?
JOSH: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke by Josh B. , Dublin, Ohio
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Matthew: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Tina: Tell me.
Matthew: The abdominal snowman.

Joke by Matthew U., Lincroft, New Jersey
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PEE WEE: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
WESTY: I don’t know.
PEE WEE: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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BRANDON: Why did the tree go to the ice-cream shop?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
BRANDON: To get a pine cone.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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AUSTIN: What’s a tree’s favorite subject?
SALLY: I’m stumped.
AUSTIN: Chemis-tree.

Joke by Austin L. , Vestavia Hills, Alabama
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