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Thomas: What is a golfer’s favorite lunch
Charlie: Beats me.
Thomas: A ham sand-wedge.

Joke by Thomas C., Basking Ridge, N.J.
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Daffynition: Context—Instant message sent by a criminal.

Joke by Erich G., Bluffton, S.C.
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Luke: Why did the boy start a gardening service?
Dave: Why?
Luke: He wanted to rake in some cash!

Joke by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Escaping Crocodiles” by Ron A. Way.

Joke by Colin L., Naples, Fla.
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Jon: What did the wind say to the screen?
Ben: Tell me.
Jon: “Just passing through!”

Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
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Daffynition: Game controller—The team’s head coach.

Joke by Jake D., Erlanger, Ky.
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Austin: Why do drills have no friends?
Anthony: Why?
Austin: Because they’re always boring!

Joke by Matthew C., Basking Ridge, N.J.
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A book never written: “Getting to Know Your Family” by Titan Bonds.

Joke by Tyler B., Marlboro, N.J.
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Jacob: What will the dentist give you for $1?
Will: I haven’t a clue.
Jacob: Buck teeth!

Joke by Jacob P., Fenton, Mo.
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Jon: What do you call someone who snores?
Frank: Beats me.
Jon: A “sound sleeper!”

Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
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A book never written: “Tighten a Drill Bit” by Chuck Key.

Joke by John K., Phoenix, Ariz.
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Sal: How did the man know how to find the chiropractor?
Sam: Search me.
Sal: He had a hunch!

Joke by Salvatore V., St. Louis, Mo.
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Brad: Why did the penny cross the road, but the quarter didn’t?
Greg: I haven’t a clue.
Brad: The quarter had more cents!

Joke by Bradley S., Hallettsville, Tex.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If you melt dry ice into a pool, can you swim without getting wet?”

Joke by Weston L., Hartsville, S.C.
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Peter: How can you tell when a bank becomes bored?
Elaine: I don’t know.
Peter: When it starts losing interest!

Joke by John N., Goshen, N.Y.
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Pedro: How do trees get on the Internet?
Pete: How?
Pedro: They log in!

Joke by Ali E., San Ramon, Calif.
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Suzan: What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat?
Howard: Tell me.
Suzan: An apple turnover!

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Daffynition: Barge—A boat that never knocks.

Joke by Caleb H., Hickory, N.C.
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Derek: What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Debbie: What?
Derek: Jellyfish!

Joke by Derek J., Coppell, Tex.
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Miles: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?
Bill: I don’t know.
Miles: She wanted to rock and roll!

Joke by Miles K., Denton, Tex.
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A book never written: “Skydiving” by Hugo First.

Joke by Timothy V., Avon Lake, Ohio
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A book never written: “The Secret Behind Magic Tricks” by Howe D. Dewitt.

Joke by Jacob C., Levering, Mich.
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Joe: When do doctors get angry?
Bob: I don’t know. When?
Joe: When they run out of patients!

Joke by Joseph H., Cupertino, Calif.
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A book never written: “A Really Short Story” by Warren Piece.

Joke by Joseph H., Concord, Mass.
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Phil: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Matt: I don’t know. What?
Phil: “Dinosnores!”

Joke by Matthew P., Union, N.J.
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